Archive for the ‘Maine’ category

Soda

June 19, 2017

Hey Mama, my friends and I will need a cooler of soda by the pool.

Swim Trunks

June 12, 2017

Hey Mama, I need some swim trunks.

Pool

May 31, 2017

I am trying to talk Mama into installing a swimming pool.

Hot Days

May 16, 2017

The days are about to get scorching hot!

Lied

January 13, 2017

I would like a word with whoever lied to Santa. The dog was not good last year.

New Toys

January 9, 2017

I have taken the dog’s new toys into protective custody. He was biting them!

Not!

November 30, 2016

I did not dress up as a pilgrim for Thanksgiving and I will not be dressing up as an elf at Christmas!